rasputin vs stalin

He's also one himself. Auf Napster abspielen. Stalin says that this wasn't torturous enough by his own standards, so Rasputin "got off easy" when his penis was amputated and preserved.). This distinction was even more apparent in the Russian Civil War, where Lenin was the leader of the Red Army, against the White Army. Many of them were evicted or executed, and Rasputin finds this to be shameful towards Stalin's reputation in his homeland.). ), (Pierogi[1] are Slavic potato dumplings that have more in common with ravioli than they do with dumplings. With Felix Kjellberg, Epic Lloyd, Nice Peter. During World War II, when Hitler attempted to advance into Russia, the results were ugly. ), But that couldn't stop the mystic, if you think you can, you're optimistic, (Rasputin notes the term "mistic" in "optimistic" being homophonous as "mystic." Epic Rap Battles In Minecraft: Batman VS Superman (ERB parody) Minecraft Batman. You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal, (The Man of Steel was Stalin's nickname. This may also reference propaganda posters for communism which often used a red and white color scheme, such as the propaganda poster serving as Lenin's background in the battle.). Again, this is the same mix-up between Stalin's right and left hand being stinted. Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! ), I got this battle locked up like I threw it in the Gulag, (To have something locked up means to be sure to be successful in it. Rasputin likens this to his assassination, in which he proved himself difficult to kill. Rasputin vs Stalin Epic Rap Battles of History. Learn the full song lyrics at MetroLyrics. It's attained through understanding of what the people want. But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! ), (A veiled reference to both sides of the Revolution; royal loyalists were white, and the communists were red. Looking like something out of R. L. Stine! Directed by Dave McCary. ), (This lyric is what developed into the lyric, "And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man! Versus! I'm a president in my prime. Stalin wants Rasputin to see his soul by looking him in the eyes. Rasputin vs Stalin is the thirty-third installment of the Epic Rap Battles of History series and the final episode of Season 2. Russia is often called "Mother Russia" by its people and is personified as a woman. Epic Rap Battles of HistoryのRasputin vs Stalinを聴く(Shazamされた回数:6,045回). (Putin essentially says that it wasn't smart of the other four men to rap against him. Auf Napster abspielen. "), (To beef means to have a grudge with someone. Assholes made a mess and the war got cold! All your wizard friends; shot! ), (Gorbachev enters after hearing Lenin's "birth of Marx" line, thinking he said "birthmarks". Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! ), You two need yoga. It's widely believed Putin ordered it or knows who did. Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil! This is the fourth battle where an actor portrays more than one rapper. 2:00. Lenin was the premier of the Soviet Union. Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler! Rasputin vs Stalin. Directed by Dave McCary. ), You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off, (Despite Rasputin's penis being placed in a jar after his death, Rasputin's behavior is observed by Stalin as obnoxious and mean, or "like a dick. My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie! Anmelden oder Registrieren, um Kommentare zu schreiben; Music Tales. ", and shout his catchphrase, "Oh yeah!" Lenin is calling Rasputin so homely that he looks like a creature from the series. (Putin refers to his recent visit to Cuba, the first by a Russian president since the end of the Cold War, but says he's going to "blow up the mic", or rap hard and fast. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia And the history books unfold ya! Versuch dich mit dem Verückten Mönch anzulegen, es wird dir leid tun, yo. (According to an urban legend, Rasputin's genitalia are preserved in a jar, but are also speculated to have actually belonged to a moose. 1:05. Doing judo moves and schooling every Communist сука! Cameo(s) Actors You need a shower, (Дa! He's also one himself. Some great run-ins in what was already a hot battle. The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade, come at me! Listen to Rasputin vs Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History, 5,951 Shazams. Despite the fact that Putin has a long list of enemies, including Ukrainian feminists who infamously bared all to make their point during an April 2013 speech to foreign dignitaries in Germany,[2] Putin says he isn't flustered by them.). Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. His intention was for a "vanguard of the proletariat" to pave the way for a classless utopian society (communism), but instead, Stalin consolidated power in a firm repressive dictatorship. Under Stalin and Lenin, the Russian economy and culture were suppressed by the regime; and thus, the people were in a mess that was largely covered up by the Party. He says that Rasputin's magic tricks (faith healing) don't impress him. Epic Rap Battles of History Lyrics. (A half-life is the amount of time it takes for one half of a quantity of radioactive material to decay into more stable material. Rasputin and Stalin battle, in the season 2 finale (Mikhail Baryshnikov is a ballet dancer from the USSR who defected to North America. ), I have no pride for you who ruined everything, (Lenin breaks in, claiming that he never approved of the government Stalin created, contrary to what Stalin's second to last line stated.). Six despots (Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev, Brezhnev, Andropov, and Chernenko) ruled the USSR until the mid-1980s, gradually breaking up the nation and creating what Rasputin terms a "union of ruinous states". Listen to Rasputin vs Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History, 6,222 Shazams. His title may have been equal to a vice-chairman, which would also place him at Lenin's right hand in order of succession.). Epic Rap Battles of History. The Kool-Aid Man serves as the mascot for the Kool-Aid powdered fruit-flavored drink. Rasputin vs Stalin. On August 22, 2016, American operatic soprano, Beverly Sills' quote, "There are no short cuts to any place worth going. (R. L. Stine is an American author who penned the famous Goosebumps series of horror and supernatural-centric stories directed towards adolescents. Rasputin vs Stalin (Duits vertaling) Artiest: Epic Rap Battles of History; Nummer: Rasputin vs Stalin 5 vertalingen; Vertalingen: Duits, Frans, Italiaans, Kroatisch, Russisch Duits vertaling Duits. Rasputin vs Stalin. Beat information Russians do NOT currently use "comrade" as a form of address, though they did use "товарищ" (tovarishch) during the socialist period, and the official way to address a superior in the military is still "tovarishch". 3:38. 1:15:24. Auf Napster abspielen. ), (Stalin wants Rasputin to look at him directly in the eyes. (Karl Marx was a German philosopher whose ideas birthed communism, which is otherwise known as "pure" socialism, in which the government provides for nearly every aspect of human living through the collection of workers' earnings as its own income and the uniform division of funds amongst all people so as to ensure their well-being. And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx! Versus! German Sciera. Playing next. ), (Referencing Rasputin's last line about Stalin's wife, Stalin was known to be uncaring about his family, so his wife wouldn't be an exception. Other information Gorbachev was the General Secretary of the Soviet Union. Russia has been secure ever since Putin became president. My enemies don't distract me. Rasputin vs Stalin. (Reagan famously demanded that Gorbachev "tear down" the Berlin Wall. Aug 16, 2013 - Explore Epic Rap Battles of History's board "Rasputin vs Stalin", followed by 161 people on Pinterest. Rasputin vs Stalin. I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats. Stalin broke from Lenin's ideals. (Rasputin compares Stalin to Wario, an anti-hero and Mario's polar opposite/rival from the Super Mario franchise, as Stalin's and Wario's mustaches are similar in appearance.). Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, "Bemused Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel confronted by topless Femen protester in Hanover", Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Rasputin_vs_Stalin/Rap_Meanings?oldid=1491215. Length If your name end with "in", time to get out! ), As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind, (According to Rasputin, Stalin was paranoid, which resulted in him taking actions such as killing by the masses. Begin [Grigori Rasputin:] Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Rasputin vs Stalin (traducción al Alemán) Artista: Epic Rap Battles of History Canción: Rasputin vs Stalin 5 traducciones Traducciones: Alemán, Croata, Francés, Italiano, Ruso Popov is a relatively cheaper British vodka with a plastic cap. Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov(cameo) 1:02. 33 April 22, 2013 (Putin is the current President of Russia, having held that title since he was 48, quite young for someone at his position. It's where your interests connect you with your people. During his leadership, the first McDonald's was opened in the Soviet Union. ), I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of Popov, (Stolichnaya Gold is a well-respected Russian vodka. Stalin says he will kick Rasputin's ass. Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture. The Lyrics for Rasputin vs. Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History have been translated into 7 languages Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it … Here: "Yeah, you want to mess with me?" 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